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Title:   Mens Poems


Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems

that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.

You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces


Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1... When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!




2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.




3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.




4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.




5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!




6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.




7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have....




8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!




9. This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

**********************

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