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Title:   Navajo moon


When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts
to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day a Navajo elder
and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The
elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for
the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon.
When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited, and
asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver
to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official
accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling
to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA
official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The
son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to
translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village, and played it
for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly. but also
refused to translate the elder's message to the moon. An official government
translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing, the translator
relayed the message the elder wanted sent to the moon:




"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND."

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