•Dog Food
•The Afghan Quarterback
•little Pill
•The Haircut
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•Jenny
•Marriage Humor 2
•Marriage Humor
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•Brothel Trip
•Confession3
•Confession2
•Confession
•IRS Followup
•Hostess Bakery
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•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
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•Real laws of nature
•The man and the ostrich
•Newspaper
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•Adult Scrabble
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•a man and a shrink
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•Owning a Candian
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•Morning Coffee
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Trust your Spouse
•The Window Seat
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Title: Office Dirt
| One afternoon, the V.P. of a large corporation told his office manager that, due to downsizing, one employee had to be laid off. He asked the office manager to determine who had the least senority, and to tell him/her first thing tomorrow morning the bad news. The office manager was devestated. Three of his best workers, Merry, Jack and Belle, all started the same day. Well, he couldn't sleep that night. How to choose? Next morning, his eyes were all red and puffy. Back at the office next morning, Belle was the first to arrive. She took one look at him and asked, "Sweety, what's wrong? You look like shit." He said, "Oh, Belle, I have a terrible decision to make. I either have to lay you, Marry, or Jack off." Belle replied," Well you can just forget about me, honey, 'cause I just had my hair done." This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
