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Title: The 20 Mile Swim (yet another blonde joke)
| there was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette stuck on an island 20 miles from the mainland. the brunette decided she would try to swim for it. she made it 5 miles before getting tired, and drowned at 7 miles. the redhead, being more athletic than the brunette, decides to try her luck. 5 miles, fine...7 miles, starts to tire...drowns 10 miles from the island shore. the blonde now attemps to swim the 20 miles. 5 miles, great...7, fine, 10 alright, she gets to 19 miles from the island, and starts to fatigue...so she swims back to the island This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
