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Title:   Learn even more chinese!

Dildo - Fun Toi
Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau
Where´s the restroom? – Ai Pe Nau
I absolutely agree! - No Daut
Jesus Child - Ho Li Boi
Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh
Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun
Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi
Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau
Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King
I think our friend is homo – He Gai
Your price is too high – Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong
Having an early orgasm - Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny? – Yu Har Dik
You´re just so stupid – Fak Ju
I just get drunk so easy – On Li Tu
Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? – Ju Tu Hai
I´ve got something in my eye – Aut Mai Ai
You explained that before, but finally I understand – Ai See Nau
Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? – Mun So Brait
Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! - Fa Kin Run
Oh, just look at that Ferrari! – Big Boi Toi
I´m just so horny – Ma Dik Big
As I said before, Microsoft sucks! – Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! – Jum Pin Hai
Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor – Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
Ok listen, this got to look like an accident – Hit Mai Ai
He's cleaning his automobile – He Wa Shing Ka
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting
I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching
Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me as soon as possible - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
Great - Fa Kin Su Pah

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