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Title:   Goldfish


Little Nancy was in her garden shoveling dirt back
into a fairly large hole when her neighbor looked
over the fence.

Interested in what the girl was doing, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully,
without looking up,"and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned and asked, "That's an
awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then
replied,

"That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

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