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Title:   The implant

A guy goes to a doctor and says "Doc, I need a bigger wiener, can you help me?" The doc says "As a matter of fact there is a new procedure where we use part of a baby elephants trunk as an implant. It doesnt hurt the elephant and it seems to work great." The guy has the operation the next week. A month later he is on a date with a beautiful young blond. His first date with his new wiener. They are having dinner at a fancy restaraunt and making small talk when all of the sudden his wiener comes up from beneath the table and grabs a roll and disapears beneath the table. His date looks at him and says "Gosh, can you do that again?". Embarassed he says "I probably could, but I dont think my ass could handle another biskit.

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