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Title:   Yo mamma so...

Your mammas so hairy,you almost died of rugburn.

Your Mothers so poor when i asked her to go to the bathroom, she said 3 boxes down and to your left.

Your mammas so fat, when her shadow fell on the bed it broke.

Your mammas so ugly she gave freddy Kruger nightmares.

Your mammas so fat she got on the scales and said to be continued.

Your mammas sooo small that she needs a running start on the toilet.

Your mammas so stupied she cut herself with saftey scissors.

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