|I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim bookstore.|
The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim
bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye,
but asked if he could help me.
I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a
copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims
and illegal aliens?"
The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay Out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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