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Title:   Morning Coffee


One morning a little boy proudly surprised his grandmother with a cup of coffee he had made himself. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip, she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know, Grammy, it's just like on television. "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."

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Editors note to you young people, in the 1960s and 1970 a very popular TV commercial for Folgers Coffee had a jingle that sang: The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

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