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Title:   Why Parents Drink

Why some parents drink (please read to the bottom)...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was

astonished to see that his bed was nicely made

and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow

that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm

writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend

because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because

of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle

clothes and the fact that she is much older than

I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack

of firewood for the whole winter. We share a

dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana

doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for

ourselves and trading it with the other people

that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will

find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can

get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know

how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to

visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are

worse things in life than a lousy Report card

That's in my desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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