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Title: UGLY
| A pregnant woman gives birth to twins and falls into a comma. Her family and friends are out of town and the only family left is her really stupid brother. Seeing as she was in a comma, the doctors called in her stupid brother so he could name the children, enabling the doctors to write a birth certificate. When the woman wakes up, the doctors inform her that her brother had named the children. She insists,"You shouldn't have let him name them. He is very stupid!" The doctors reassure her that her twins (a boy and girl) were given decent names. She asks what her little girl had been named and the doctors answered,"Denice." Seeing as that was a decent name she asks what was the little boy's name? Doctors answered, "Danephew!" This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
