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•Thomas Jefferson
•Muslim bookstore
•12 different answers
•New United Slogans
•miracle
•Please Shut up!
•Dogs Welcome
•Jenny
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•A Bag of $20
•Rabbi advice
•a man and a shrink
•Texas taxi
•News Article
•Ten years later
•Iranian Air Defense
•Football and the Blonde
•temporary in nature
•The Dot
•The old Pastor
•Two Trees
•Favorite Fast Food
•They Walk Amoug US
•Man bites Dog
•29 lines
•Crabby Old Man
•Mens Poems
•Brutus the Hero
•Why Parents Drink
•Little Larry
•Liquid Viagra
•Ham Radio Gezer
•Hated Parents Words
•One Flaw In Women
•25 tips for life
•whats your dad's job?
•Estate Planning
Title: Men and Women
| A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful womand is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. Marrried men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and After. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
