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•Thomas Jefferson
•Muslim bookstore
•12 different answers
•New United Slogans
•miracle
•Please Shut up!
•Dogs Welcome
•Jenny
•The Mexican maid
•Cowboy Headstone
•A Bag of $20
•Rabbi advice
•a man and a shrink
•Texas taxi
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•Ten years later
•Iranian Air Defense
•Football and the Blonde
•temporary in nature
•The Dot
•The old Pastor
•Two Trees
•Favorite Fast Food
•They Walk Amoug US
•Man bites Dog
•29 lines
•Crabby Old Man
•Mens Poems
•Brutus the Hero
•Why Parents Drink
•Little Larry
•Liquid Viagra
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•Hated Parents Words
•One Flaw In Women
•25 tips for life
•whats your dad's job?
•Estate Planning
•Texas Sized
Title: Hated Parents Words
| 1.) We're pregnant 2.) Your Grounded! 3.) You cant go out tonight we have to work overtime and we need you to babysit. 4.) No dating til your 16 5.) He's how old? 6.) The teacher called 7.) You want to go shopping with me(mom) 8.) That's his car? 9.) Your becoming older now and i think it's time for "the talk" 10.) Don't be ashamed to give me a kiss in front of your friends. 11.) We're getting a divorce 12.) Why are you asking for a new car, you can have my old one. 13.) Good Morning!!! 14.) Did you do "all" the chores 15.) Sweety, i'm busy tell your dad to go get your pads. 16.) When was your last period? 17.) Do i need to go to your school about this? 18.) Honey, you forgot your lunch, so... I just thought i'd bring it to you. 19.) You need to get a job! 20.) No!!!!!!!...to everything This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
