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Title:   Hated Parents Words

1.) We're pregnant
2.) Your Grounded!
3.) You cant go out tonight we have to work overtime and we need you to babysit.
4.) No dating til your 16
5.) He's how old?
6.) The teacher called
7.) You want to go shopping with me(mom)
8.) That's his car?
9.) Your becoming older now and i think it's time for "the talk"
10.) Don't be ashamed to give me a kiss in front of your friends.
11.) We're getting a divorce
12.) Why are you asking for a new car, you can have my old one.
13.) Good Morning!!!
14.) Did you do "all" the chores
15.) Sweety, i'm busy tell your dad to go get your pads.
16.) When was your last period?
17.) Do i need to go to your school about this?
18.) Honey, you forgot your lunch, so... I just thought i'd bring it to you.
19.) You need to get a job!
20.) No!!!!!!!...to everything

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