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Title: fat mamma and more
| yo mamma so fat... when she went for a waterbed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean when she gets in an elevator it has to go down when i said i wanted pigs in a blanket she went back to bed when she was diegnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 5 years to live the horse on her polo shirt is real when she wore a t-shirt with AA on it people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet when she got on the scale it said,"one at a time please." when she tried to call the pizza place the phone said,"the fingers you have used to dial are too fat please smash the the key pad with your palm." yo mamma so stupid... she thought asphalt was a skin disease she ordered her sushi well done she called the 7-11 to see when they close she got hit by a parked car she tripped over the cordless phone she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company she thought boyz 2 men was a daycare center yo mamma so ugly... they filmed,"gorillas in the mist," in her shower the government moved halloween to her birthday people dress as her on halloween she turned madusa into a stone they stick her face in dough to make cookies writen by: Carly Brandt This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
