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Title: fat mamma and more
yo mamma so fat... when she went for a waterbed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
when she gets in an elevator it has to go down
when i said i wanted pigs in a blanket she went back to bed
when she was diegnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 5 years to live
the horse on her polo shirt is real
when she wore a t-shirt with AA on it people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet
when she got on the scale it said,"one at a time please."
when she tried to call the pizza place the phone said,"the fingers you have used to dial are too fat please smash the the key pad with your palm." yo mamma so stupid... she thought asphalt was a skin disease
she ordered her sushi well done
she called the 7-11 to see when they close
she got hit by a parked car
she tripped over the cordless phone
she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
she thought boyz 2 men was a daycare center
yo mamma so ugly... they filmed,"gorillas in the mist," in her shower
the government moved halloween to her birthday
people dress as her on halloween
she turned madusa into a stone
they stick her face in dough to make cookies
writen by: Carly Brandt This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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