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Title:   Another golf story


A fellow and his wife are on a golf outing. Since
she is a novice, he warns her not to stand in
front of him when he swings or she might be hit
by the ball. Later, the wife forgot the warning
and was accidently struck in the head by the
ball, killing her instantly. At the coroner's inquest,
the District Attorney said, "Sir, the autopsy found
that your wife died as the result of the flying golf
ball striking her in the head. We believe that
event to be an accident and you will not be
charged with a crime." The attorney added,
"However, during the examination of your wife's
body, the pathologist found a golf ball stuck in
her rectum. Can you explain that?" The fellow
replied, "Sure. That was my Mulligan!"

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