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Title: Ham Radio Gezer
| Ham Radio Joke You know you are a radio Geezer when you have more tools than you'll ever need, but can't find them. You know you are a radio Geezer when you need to keep your radio's user manual on the desk. You know you are a radio Geezer when your antennas are getting smaller and closer to the ground. You know you are a radio Geezer when it's been 40 years since you've had the snot shocked out of you. You know you are a radio Geezer when you forget the band plans. You know you are a radio Geezer when you check into the weather net, the noontime net, the Bell Telephone net, and some other net just because they are there. You know you are a radio Geezer when you still have a phone patch and Q multiplier in the cabinet. You know you are a radio Geezer when your radio warms up faster than you do You know you are a radio Geezer when RF gets into your hearing aid You know you are a radio Geezer when you have to find you teeth to have a QSO You know you are a radio Geezer when you can no longer see the parts used to make radios You know you are a radio Geezer when you had a real ham shack You know you are a radio Geezer when you know how to properly tie a wire bundle using waxed string. You know you are a radio Geezer when some of your test gear you built is older than your adult children. You know you are a radio Geezer when you add light in front of your radio so you can read the dials. You know you are a radio Geezer when the neighbor kid annoys you with his rap music so you get on six meters and call CQ when the is no chance of a band opening. You know you are a radio Geezer when you buy a piece of gear only to find out you already had one in the garage you forgot about. You know you are a radio Geezer when you can no longer log, make QSO's and drive at the same time. You know you are a radio Geezer when you realize a Life Membership in the ARRL is no longer a good value. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
