A guy's walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.
He says, 'Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?'
Johnny says, 'Six.'
The guy says, 'Six? When did you start smoking?'
Johnny says, 'Right after the first time I got laid.'
The guy says, 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?'
Johnny says, 'I don't remember. I was drunk.' This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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