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Title:   Iranian Air Defense


...conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.

\B>Iranian Air Defense Site:\/B> 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

\B>Aircraft:\/B> 'This is a United States aircraft. I AM in Iraqi airspace.'

\B>Air Defense Site:\/B> 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

\B>Aircraft:\/B> 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

\B>Air Defense Site:\/B> (.... total silence)
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Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for you....Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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