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•Please Shut up!
•temporary in nature
•Favorite Fast Food
•They Walk Amoug US
•Replacement Windows
•Vegetative State
•Three guys...
•Crossing the border
•Blue Mountain
•Real hunk
•two men one thought
•kid + horse
•UGLY
•Clean joke dirty joke
Title: Vegetative State
| Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and, I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and, threw out my beer. Bitch . . . . This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
