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Title: Little Johnny - Smoking
| A guy's walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, 'Kid, you're too young to smoke. How old are you?' Johnny says, 'Six.' The guy says, 'Six? When did you start smoking?' Johnny says, 'Right after the first time I got laid.' The guy says, 'Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?' Johnny says, 'I don't remember. I was drunk.' This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
