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Title: Blonds Horses
| There was a blond farmer that got 2 horses but couldn't tell them apart. She went to her neighbours to see if they had any suggestions. They told her to cut off one of their tails and then she'd be able to tell them apart. The farmer went home and did that. It worked until the other horse got its tail stuck in a fence and ripped all the hair. The blond farmer was back to square one again. She went back to her neighbours house to see if they had any more ideas. They told her to cut off one of their manes. The farmer went home and did so. It worked until the other horse got its mane stuck in a fence and ripped out all of the hair. Yet again the farmer was back at square one and again she went to her neighbours. They told her to measure her horses to see if one was taller, if one was it would solve her problem. The blond farmer went home and did so. As it turned out, the black horse was 3 inches taller than the white horse. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
